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Here’s Bill Whittle: “Han Shot First!” by The Elephant's Child

Heads Explode All Over Hollywood by American Elephant
May 5, 2009, 1:31 am
Filed under: Humor, Liberalism | Tags: , ,

The Dalai Lama tells students they should look up to President Bush.



Matt Damon Uses His Acting Powers to Defeat Palin by Emerald City Elephant
September 13, 2008, 12:28 am
Filed under: Foreign Policy, Humor, Liberalism, Socialism | Tags: , ,

Funny little vid from Pudge at Sound Politics (watch til the end):

“If we focus our acting on global politics, we can change everything…and stuff”

The funniest thing of all, liberals like Damon actually believe this idiotic crap they spew. Indeed, they refuse to separate from the hive mind long enough to learn anything even resembling reality.

The reason the creators of South Park have been so successful is because humor is funniest when it lays bare the truth. And the truth they lay bare is that liberals truly are freaking idiots.



Charlton Heston, Much More Than a Great Actor by American Elephant

As you’ve probably seen or heard, Oscar-winning legend Charlton Heston died in his Beverly Hills home Saturday. He was 84.

I’m a big fan of grand epics and sci-fi, so, like many, I know and love Heston best for his work in The Ten Commandments, Ben Hur (which at 11 Oscars held the record for most Academy Awards for one film until it was recently tied by Titanic and Lord of the Rings), and The Planet of the Apes. And as a conservative I admire his passionate activism in support of gun rights and individual liberty.

But there’s a great deal I didnt know about Heston, and much I had forgotten…

  • In addition to playing Moses in The Ten Commandments, Heston also played the voice of God, and his 3 month old son played the baby Moses floating down the Nile.
  • Heston was a civil rights activist early in the 60’s, long before it became fashionable, picketing a segregated Oklahoma theater showing one of his own films, and later accompanying Martin Luther King Jr. in the 1963 march in Washington and other marches.
  • Long before he became the president of the NRA, he joined Gregory Peck, Kirk Douglas and Jimmy Stewart in supporting President Johnson’s Gun Control Act of 1968.
  • Contrary to almost every article that I’ve seen that has tried to portray his conservatism and active support for gun rights as a great departure from his civil-rights activism, Heston knew there was no contradiction. Heston said of his support for conservative causes that he was promoting freedom, “in the truest sense.”
  • In addition to his long, legendary acting career which spanned more than 60 years and included more than 120 performances in Film, Television, Radio and on Broadway, Heston also wrote and directed Antony and Cleopatra,
  • He served in the Air Force in WWII as a B-52 radio operator and gunner and was promoted to the rank of Staff Sergeant.
  • He not only served famously as the outspoken and unapologetic president of the NRA, but also as president of the Screen Actors Guild.
  • Heston was named, “Commandor in the Arts and Letters Order” by French minister of culture in 1997, and awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom by President Bush in 2003.
  • His favorite performance on screen was as the aging cowboy Will Penny, in the 1968 film of the same name.
  • Heston has said one of his proudest moments was when he used his status as a stock-holder in Time Warner to march into a stockholders meeting where he read aloud the lyrics from the song Cop Killer by Ice-T and shamed the conglomerate into firing the rapper and dropping the album for which Ice T threatened to kill him. Heston’s response was reportedly, “let him try.”

Charlton Heston was much more than a legendary actor. As his family said, he was, “an adoring husband, a kind and devoted father, and a gentle grandfather, with an infectious sense of humor.” He was also a great American. When he died Saturday, it was with his loving wife Lydia at his side. They had been married for sixty-four years.

Rest in peace Mr. Heston. God bless and comfort your family and many loved ones.



You Think Your Weather is Bad! by American Elephant

Tornado season is on its way

Sioux City, Iowa

Grand Island, Nebraska

Alvo, Nebraska

Storm-chasers are nuts. But they make good fodder for action/adventure movies. If you’ve never seen Twister with Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton, give it a rent. It’s not high cinema, it’s just good, solid, storm-chasing fun!

A great example of how computer graphics can be used to make the action more believable, instead of over-the-top and unbelievable — Twister really sucks you into the action, and almost makes you feel as though you’re right there in the path of the tornado.

Naturally, to get the best effect, I recommend watching it on the biggest screen you can. The truly daring may want to try finding it at a drive-in. But any way you watch it, Twister is a classic, popcorn-crunching, edge-of-your-seat thriller.

And if you’re reading us from Tornado Alley, keep your heads down and stay safe this season.



A Movie Hollywood Won’t Make, and Liberals Won’t Watch by American Elephant

And one people should see. Especially liberals — if only they’d pull their heads out of the sand long enough.

This is the highly anticipated “Fitna”, a short-film (15 minutes) from Dutch politician Geert Wilders. As you may recall, the Netherlands has been besieged by violence from Islamic fundamentalists angry over cartoon depictions of Mohammad and criticism of Islam. This is his answer. He describes it as “a call to shake off the creeping tyranny of Islamization.”

YouTube cuts the film into two parts. Keep in mind, “Fitna” addresses Islamic fundamentalism and as such shows graphic violence. Powerful. Do watch.



Cool Sites for the Weekend by American Elephant
February 23, 2008, 3:13 am
Filed under: Blogging, Humor, Pop Culture | Tags: , , , , , , , ,

Old Time Radio

Everything old is new again.

Looking for something new to do this weekend with friends or family? Turn off the TV, break out a board game, maybe light a fire, and turn up the radio! Especially good when its stormy outside or the power has gone out.

And not all radio shows are old. There is a whole new generation of radio productions. The following shows play in my town on Saturday and Sunday nights, but are available all over the country, and on the web. Click the buttons to listen on the web or to find a radio station broadcasting them in your area:

Listen to Imagination Theater Imagination Theater is produced in Seattle by Jim French Productions and include episodes of “Sherlock Holmes”, “The Adventures of Harry Nile”, “Kincaid the Strangeseeker”, “Movies for Your Mind” and “the Hillary Caine Mysteries”, among others. The show is broadcast all over the nation, in New Zealand, and on XM radio. Click the button to find where you can find it in your area.

Listen to The Twilight Zone These Twilight Zone episodes are all new audio productions, voiced by celebrities you might well recognize, like Jason Alexander, Jim Caviezel, Jane Seymour, Fred Willard, Kate Jackson and many more of the original scripts by Rod Serling. Again, click the button to find times and stations in your area.

Listen to When Radio Was When Radio Was is just what it sounds like — classic old-time radio shows. From “The Shadow” to “Our Miss Brooks” and everything in between. They play drama, comedy, mystery, suspense, family, westerns, variety and more. perfect with a bowl of popcorn, a boardgame and a group of friends.

So turn off American Idol, pull yourself away from the computer and enjoy a nice low-tech evening with friends or family, or just a cozy night at home by yourself. They really are “movies for your mind!”



There and Back Again? by Emerald City Elephant
February 2, 2008, 1:36 pm
Filed under: Pop Culture | Tags: , , , ,

Looks like I will have to rent Pan’s Labyrinth:

Guillermo del Toro has officially signed up to direct The Hobbit, according to reports leaking out from a film premiere in France. The Pan’s Labyrinth creator will oversee a double-bill of films based on JRR Tolkien’s fantasy adventure, which paved the way for The Lord of the Rings. Peter Jackson, director of the Oscar-winning Rings trilogy, will serve as executive producer. [read more]

I am not familiar with del Toro. Hopefully he won’t screw up as much as Peter Jackson did. Yes, there were things that Jackson did very well — but it may take years before I can reread the Lord of the Rings without picturing that insufferable wimp, Viggo Mortenson, as Aragorn, or Rivendell as a bad collector’s plate by Thomas Kincade, the “painter of light!” Ugh!

Nonetheless, I look forward to the Hobbit very much. As of now, it’s scheduled to come out in 2010. Now that the director has been signed, pre-production will begin right away.



Great news for movie lovers… by American Elephant
August 13, 2007, 3:20 am
Filed under: Literature, Movies, Pop Culture | Tags: , ,

Is it just me, or have there been an unusual number of good movies this year? Perhaps its just me, since—while I enjoy many genres—I like good fantasy/sci-fi, family and adventure films the most. All the better when I get all three in one film.

The most encouraging consequence of the success of the Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter and Narnia movies, is that Hollywood seems to have discovered books.

Hollywood is horribly afraid of anything new. It only makes sense; if I were the one putting up my millions to finance a film, I would want some assurance that I would get a return on my investment. Hence the regrettable practice of filming the same films over and over—whether it be the third remake of King Kong or the 27th Rocky sequel—Hollywood wants a sure thing.

But that practice has resulted in stale fare and declining box office.

Enter Harry Potter and Frodo Baggins. Someone finally explained to Hollywood execs what a “book” is, that there are millions of them, that they all contain stories (some of which are very good, in many cases beloved by millions)—and most of which have never been made into movies.

Ca-ching!

The result is there are good movies again. Movies that we havent all seen a hundred times in one incarnation or another. And thats what I’ve been experiencing lately. I must say, so far, so good. But the one big drawback, is that a bad adaptation can destroy a good book. But on the other hand, when one is well-made, it makes going to the movies fun again.

And I had a fun time at the movies tonight. I saw Stardust—which I’ve never read—and I thoroughly enjoyed it. It was truly new.

I also saw previews for several more movies based on books that I love. The Golden Compass looks well-made and exciting; The Dark is Rising (a favortie), however, looks more questionable. Still, I look forward to both. The Spiderwyck Chronicles I have not read, but will have to look into, as it looks right up my alley. And finally, there’s Beowulf (not a book I loved, mind you, rather a book I was forced to plod through in high school) looks positively frightening—and not in the good way.

At any rate, anything that enfuses new life into the Hollywood line-up is great by me. (Click on the pictures to view the trailers)

Stardust The Golden Compass The Dark is Rising The Spiderwick Chronicles Beowulf Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix




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