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Bush ends global warming! by American Elephant

Stop the presses! Wake Al Gore! Notify the media!

The greatest threat to mankind is no more, and they seem to have missed the story. No, I’m not talking about a nuclear Iran or WMD in the hands of terrorists, don’t be silly…

Global Warming

Everyone knows the greatest threat to life on Earth is global warming! Imminent apocalyptic catastrophes that are certain to result from an almost immeasurable increase in the 0.03 percent of the atmosphere that is carbon dioxide.

At least it was…

But recently the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration quietly told us that global warming has stopped!

Looking at annual global temperatures, it is apparent that the last decade shows no warming trend and recent successive annual global temperatures are well within each year’s measurement errors. Statistically the world’s temperature is flat.

The world certainly warmed between 1975 and 1998, but in the past 10 years it has not been increasing at the rate it did. No scientist could honestly look at global temperatures over the past decade and see a rising curve.

So, not only has the past decade not shown any of the catastrophic warming that’s kept the inventor of the internet up at night, it hasnt warmed at all.

And now comes more good news, NASA has just confirmed that the past decade has not experienced the hottest years on record at all—as we have all been told—but that the hottest year on record was actually 1934, with 1931 and 1917 not far behind.

So it seems great celebration is in order. Perhaps the Earth was warming dangerously during the inconvenient Al’s tenure, but science seems to confirm that President George W. Bush has stopped global warming in its tracks!

Someone should really tell Al. I’m sure he’d want to know.

Man Bear Pig Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

If Bush lied, then so did… by American Elephant

Nancy Pelosi

So, who’s lying now?

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