American Elephants

“Global Warming” My Big, Fat, Frozen Butt! by American Elephant

It’s the middle of April and it’s snowing in Seattle. Seattle is known for rain, not snow — and for good reason. I’ve lived here since I was a toddler and we never get more than a few sporadic inches, and never past early January.

It’s April for crying out loud!!! I’m cold! Would everyone please run their car engines, turn on all the lights, and perhaps burn some oily rags in the fireplace?! This “global warming” crap is taking far too long!

Oh, what’s that you say? The globe hasn’t warmed in ten years and this past year has been the coldest on record since 1900? The polar ice caps are growing and the computer models that are the basis for all the global warming alarmism have been proven to be junk that can’t predict today let alone the future?

Then could someone tell me why we’re even talking about so-called “global warming” anymore? And while you’re at it, could you pass me a blanket?

Update: In the interest of full disclosure, the above photograph is not Seattle (it may or may not be the cascades), nor, as I have been reminded, is my butt big and fat. I claim artistic license!

ABC Incurs Liberal Wrath by American Elephant
April 18, 2008, 5:08 am
Filed under: Blogging, Liberalism, News, Politics | Tags: , , , , ,

Obama Chokes Debate

…for daring to hold Obama and Hillary accountable. Imagine that! The mainstream media for once asks Obama and Hillary a handful of the kind of “gotcha” questions that Republicans almost exclusively get, and lefties are apoplectic!

An excellent measure of just what a powder-puff, love-fest, cake-walk Obama has been given thus far. If he chokes this badly under mild media pressure, perhaps he won’t be as difficult to defeat as I feared.

More Media Bias Schadenfreude by American Elephant
April 18, 2008, 2:51 am
Filed under: Media Bias, News, Politics, Pop Culture | Tags: ,

I only wish it were possible to NOT buy even more copies of the NYT. Even so, it warms the cockles of my “cold” conservative heart to watch that lying socialist propaganda rag continuing its journey down the toilet.

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