American Elephants

Happy Birthday Sarah Palin! by American Elephant
February 11, 2010, 7:17 am
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In part because we like you, and think you are very unfairly demonized. And because no matter what some may say about your qualifications, we know that you accomplished more as Governor of Alaska than Barack Obama has accomplished in his last four jobs combined.

And in part because we know the fact that you are another year older and still look better than most liberals half your age will drive them to gnash their teeth, pull out their hair and spew gallons of lurid green vomit — and who could pass up an opportunity like that!

Happy Birthday Governor, and many very happy returns!


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