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NOMINATE: Where should Keith Olbermann go next? by American Elephant
January 22, 2011, 2:41 pm
Filed under: Humor, Media Bias, Politics, Progressivism, Television | Tags: , , ,

Unbeknowst to 99.63% of Americans, there apparently exists an obscure little cable network called MSNBC; and on this quaint little Mom and Pop, “Public-Access” type outfit there exists, we are told, a most unfortunate talk show host by the Name of Keith Odorpants, who was apparently, just prior to airtime last night, summarily sacked for being an insufferable, arrogant prig.

These are hard times…hard times.

Now, we here at American Elephants hate to see people lose their jobs, especially the mentally handicapped, so we are asking you, our compassionate readers, where you would suggest the newly unemployed Mr. Odorpants might have the best chances of finding new employment that is appropriate for his special talents?

Help us help Keith. Leave your suggestions in the comments. We’ll get the ball rolling:

1. White House Civility Czar (shamelessly stolen from a commenter at GayPatriot)

2. Insufferable power-crazed authoritarian elementary school hall monitor.

3. Mouth of Sauron.


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Bill O’Reilley’s gopher/manservant.


Comment by Grgon76

A Gutfeld poolboy?

Al Jazeera?

Maybe we can get Dennis Miller to do some pro-bono charity work to teach Keith that obscure references and twenty-dollar words can be used for more than self-gratification and sputum inducing tirades?


Comment by fleeceme

He can put his Cornell Ag degree to good use and play Les Nessman in a reboot version of WKRP in Cincinnati


Comment by Mr. D

Poo-flinging monkey at the zoo of his choice.


Comment by UnderDoggy

Hmm, preachy? screams a lot? hates America?..I nominate him to be Obama’s next Reverend.


Comment by WisconsinCheese

GlaxoSmithKline is always looking for product testers for it’s Massengill douche products. Keith Olberdouche should be a natural for the job.


Comment by Mack

The White House press secretary Robert Gibbs
is expected to leave his post in mid-February.

Was that too serious? LOL


Comment by Ron spins

Keef would be a good INTERN with MadCow, SargSchultze or Maher…..shamelssly stolen from another poster somewhere.
Maybe Keef and Larry King could do their own Opah show….there’s always room for another empty head, poo slinger in lefty land…


Comment by Westie

Ya, you elephants don’t like to hear the truth.
He is too smart for the average republican. He should
be put on primetime ABC<<NBC and CBS, so that people
can hear the truth for a change.


Comment by dmd

We love to hear the truth. What truth would you like to share with us?

I think it’s more likely that, like the 99.96% of Americans who don’t watch either him or MSNBC, we think that the only relationship Mr. Odorpants and MSNBC have to the truth is an adversarial one.

And by the way, MSNBC is part of NBC, so it would seem that since he got fired by one, and has not been picked up by the others, that NBC, ABC and CBS disagree with you as well.


Comment by American Elephant

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