American Elephants


Sally Called, She Wants them Back
February 3, 2009, 5:52 pm
Filed under: Humor, Liberalism, News of the Weird, Politics | Tags: ,

sally-daschle

Talk show host Sally Jessy Raphael and tax-cheat Tom Daschle. …I’m just sayin. Write your own captions.



Matt Damon Uses His Acting Powers to Defeat Palin
September 13, 2008, 12:28 am
Filed under: Foreign Policy, Humor, Liberalism, Socialism | Tags: , ,

Funny little vid from Pudge at Sound Politics (watch til the end):

“If we focus our acting on global politics, we can change everything…and stuff”

The funniest thing of all, liberals like Damon actually believe this idiotic crap they spew. Indeed, they refuse to separate from the hive mind long enough to learn anything even resembling reality.

The reason the creators of South Park have been so successful is because humor is funniest when it lays bare the truth. And the truth they lay bare is that liberals truly are freaking idiots.



McCain/Palin Get More Viewers than Obama

John McCain and Sarah Palin at Republican National Convention

The press was simply giddy when Barack Obama’s convention speech attracted more viewers than any convention speech ever has. He had more viewers, they told us, than the Oscars, the finale of American Idol or the opening ceremonies of the Olympics. Good for him.

The question is, will they be as excited that both Sarah Palin and John McCain’s speeches each attracted even more viewers than Obama?

I won’t hold my breath.

More than 41 million viewers tuned in to Sarah Palin’s acceptance speech, making it not only the most viewed acceptance speech in history, bigger than the Oscars, bigger than the Olympics and bigger than American Idol, but bigger than the Obamessiah — and nearly twice as many viewers as Joe Biden.

Indeed, new polling shows that Sarah Palin is more popular than Obama or McCain.

But Palin wan’t the only one to attract more viewers than Obama, so did John McCain:

Across all broadcast networks Thursday, Sen. McCain’s speech ended the night with a 4.8 rating/7 share, compared to Sen. Obama’s 4.3/7 average, according to overnight numbers from metered households in 55 U.S. markets measured by Nielsen.



The Obama Response
August 29, 2008, 3:51 pm
Filed under: Election 2008, Politics | Tags: , ,

Naturally, the Obama camp came out swinging against Palin:

Today, John McCain put the former mayor of a town of 9,000 with zero foreign policy experience a heartbeat away from the presidency.  Governor Palin shares John McCain’s commitment to overturning Roe v. Wade, the agenda of Big Oil and continuing George Bush’s failed economic policies — that’s not the change we need, it’s just more of the same.

Besides the obvious omission of her governorship, and the ridiculous charge that she represents more of the same, and the jaw-dropping charge from Barack Obama that she lacks experience, its funny that the Obama camp claimed McCain, “put the former mayor… a heartbeat away from the presidency.” Are they conceding they’ve already lost?



Breaking News: Obama VP Annoucement!
August 22, 2008, 6:51 pm
Filed under: Election 2008, Humor, News, Politics | Tags: ,

We interrupt this program to bring you this breaking news: Illinois Senator Barack Obama has still not named his vice presidential running mate! No one knows who it will be. Story at 11:00.

We now return you to your originally scheduled program.

Update: This just in: Live from outside the Delaware home of Senator Joseph Biden. We can confirm that sources close to the campaign have indeed not revealed who Senator Obama will name as his Democratic running mate. Back to you in the studio, Ken.



Cool Site of the Day
August 19, 2008, 2:25 am
Filed under: Art, Blogging, Cool Site of the Day, News of the Weird | Tags: ,

Art-chitecture or Bizarre-chitecture? A realtor’s collection of out of the ordinary homes. Some look rather fun!



Valerie Plame’s Case Kicked out of Court

A three-judge panel upheld the ruling of a lower court dismissing Valerie Plame’s civil suit against Dick Cheney and others … mainstream media could not be reached for comment.




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