American Elephants

Forget the Climate — Humans are Destroying the Universe! by American Elephant
November 25, 2007, 8:59 am
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the Bubble Nebula

So say American cosmologists, Lawrence Krauss and James Dent, according to the London Telegraph.

No doubt Democrats will want to take immediate action that involves trillions in new government spending, astronomical new taxation, official resolutions apologizing for America’s leading role in the destruction of space/time, a benefit concert, the impeachment of George W. Bush, further relinquishment of American sovereignty, and a whole new galaxy of regulations on your personal freedom.

And why shouldn’t they? It’s their answer to everything else!

No doubt they’ll claim that too! by American Elephant
September 1, 2007, 6:20 am
Filed under: Humor, News | Tags: ,

Russian moonAnatoly Perminov, the head of the Russian Federal Space Agency, announced yesterday that Russia plans a manned moon mission by the year 2025, and a permanent manned moon base within 2 to 7 years thereafter.

I fully expect that a flag in the Sea of Tranquility and a perfectly rational explanation why the moon belongs to mother Russia will follow.





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