Filed under: Humor, News of the Weird, Politics, Progressivism | Tags: Capitol File Cover, Nancy Pelosi, Retouched
Do we all have friends whose communications mostly consist of emailed jokes? I know I do. Here’s one I got today from an old friend:
A 54 year-old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table, she had a near-death experience. Seeing God, she asked “Is my time up?”
God said, “No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.”
Upon recovery from her heart attack, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy-tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had so many good years ahead of her, she figured that she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded: “I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn’t you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance”?”
God replied: “I didn’t recognize you!”