American Elephants

Hollywood Celebrates Hollywood by The Elephant's Child

There was an award show last night, one of those things where Hollywood celebrates itself and gives itself little statues to brag about. The female celebrities, who are famous because some people know their names or faces, wear borrowed gowns to preen on the “red carpet” in varying states of undress, dresses that aren’t all that becoming.

In any case, I didn’t watch. I wasn’t interested. I haven’t seen any of the shows that were on last year, so I don’t care who wins what. I’ve pretty much given up on Hollywood movies. I read a lot, and there are all sorts of good stories out there, but they don’t seem interested in good stories, but only in ones they made before, that made money last time. Who needs that? Turns out a lot of people agreed with me, at least they weren’t interested either. Lowest interest in the Oscars in history. Nobody watched.  This might be the reason:


Who Was It Who Said Celebrities are Those Who are Famous Only for Being Famous? by The Elephant's Child


I am not watching the Oscars. I am only grateful that it marks the end of the seemingly endless exercise of the glitterati congratulating themselves for the remarkable wonderfulness of their contributions to the world’s culture. Oscars and Emmys and endless awards, borrowed dresses and borrowed jewelery and borrowed makeup. I don’t care who wins what. I don’t care who wears what. I am not interested. There are more important things going on in the world. And it may be astonishing, but there are way more important people, more important ideas and more important events.

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