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Required Attire for the Obama Address by American Elephant
September 9, 2009, 4:42 pm
Filed under: Health Care | Tags: , ,

hipwadersGet yours on. The lies will be that deep. But Obama doesn’t seem to realize that Americans know he is lying. It’s one of the reasons their anger is so intense.

The MSM will LOVE the speech. Chris Matthews will declare it more merciful than the Sermon on the Mount. Americans…eh, I don’t know. I have a sneaky suspicion it will backfire. If Obama pulls what he’s been pulling lately — lying to their faces, dismissing their legitimate concerns as manufactured “astroturf” outrage, and suggesting critics of the bill are misinformed, it will backfire big time.

I would love it if every Republican in congress would just show up in a pair of hip-waders over their suits, sit there politely, and every time he told another one of his whoppers, hike their waders up higher. The stretching sound alone would be devastating.

Oh, and naturally they should wear one  of these as well.

Sigh, but they won’t.

Michelle will be live-blogging, and offers a hilarious preview of Obamacare end of life counseling.  NRO offers health-care speech bingo. But please don’t make it into a drinking game, no human could safely consume that much alcohol.

I know nothing about the Republican who will be giving the rebuttal other than he’s a former doctor and from Louisiana.  Let’s hope he’s good!

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