American Elephants


The Great Summing Up by The Elephant's Child

I always hate the week between Christmas and New Years. The Media does the “Great Summing Up.” Lists and rankings, best and worst, biggest news stories, best photos, most notable deaths, the best books, the worst books, the funniest cartoons and the best and worst movies. These are not exactly think pieces.

The American Dream is dying, or dead. Things are really bad and only getting worse. The Least Productive Congress in History? The Do-Nothing Congress has been good for America, and if they pass few new laws, we can breathe slightly more easily.  Congress passed just 70 laws, which may be too many. But Obama and Congressional Democrats planned an array of Big Government initiatives — gun control, immigration reform, a higher minimum wage, more job creation, infrastructure (again!), climate change, and education, to name only a few. Congress ended the year with none of those initiatives signed into law. And we are far better for it. No major tax hike, and the probability of a major tax hike in the next year has fallen.

Congress’ approval rating fell to a new low in a November Gallup poll at 9%, and 72% of Americans agreed that “big government” was the nation’s Number One threat. That is an encouraging opinion.

It used to be that a limited government with only modest aims was the guiding principle of nearly every Congressman. Until some sanity is restored to Congress, gridlock may be the best thing we can hope for. A year spent thoughtfully repealing useless laws, wretched excess, and governmental duplication would do us a world of good.

Markets have been encouraged by governmental inaction. Businessmen are not quite so frightened about what government might do next. In 2013, the growth oriented NASDAQ has surged 40%. Markets look six months to a year on down the road.

The EPA is facing real questions about just what ‘science’ they are relying on in their push for power and control. They are backing off their attempt to require 15% corn ethanol in gasoline, which will save many cars and all sorts of small engines. Inaction from the EPA would be a real boon to the economy.

The Democratic majority is running scared from the ObamaCare disaster and its potential influence on the 2014 election. The President is not going to win back the approval of the American people easily. The economy might survive after all. Let’s hear it for gridlock, and root for another do-nothing year in the nation’s capitol.



Patterns of Behavior, Endlessly Repeated, But Doomed to Failure. by The Elephant's Child

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President Obama frequently speaks about education, and he seems to feel passionately about improving outcomes for poor minority children.

And yet, despite resources that are unmatched anywhere in the world, we’ve let our grades slip, our schools crumble, our teacher quality fall short, and other nations outpace us. Let me give you a few statistics. In 8th grade math, we’ve fallen to 9th place. Singapore’s middle-schoolers outperform ours three to one. Just a third of our 13- and 14-year-olds can read as well as they should. And year after year, a stubborn gap persists between how well white students are doing compared to their African-American and Latino classmates. The relative decline of American education is untenable for our economy, it’s unsustainable for our democracy, it’s unacceptable for our children — and we can’t afford to let it continue.

What’s at stake is nothing less than the American Dream….It’s that most American of ideas, that with the right education, a child of any race, any faith, any station, can overcome whatever barriers stand in their way and fulfill their God-given potential.

So why in early 2009, was one of President Obama’s first acts in office to end the DC school voucher program? He even sought to revoke scholarships that had already been promised to children for the coming term. The children who benefitted from the program were mostly of African-American descent, a constituency Obama carried by 96% in 2008. Ever since taking office, President Obama has maintained a pernicious fixation on rooting out school choice programs. Twenty-three states and the District of Columbia have instituted voucher programs which allow students from low-income families to escape failing schools. Why are they not celebrated?
Louisiana is the latest frontier in the fight for school choice. The program has initially proven to be wildly popular and successful. 93% of parents whose children receive vouchers  approve of the law. In August, the Justice Department abruptly intervened to halt the Louisiana Scholarship Program on the grounds that it exacerbates segregation in public schools. As students leave certain schools to migrate to others, the racial makeup at each end is changed. And that is important because?

What has been little noticed is that this kind of conflict between the soaring speech and reality on the ground is the rule rather than the exception. Obama was going to save people from the climbing cost of health care, and the depredations of the despised insurance companies; and we are just learning how much more expensive ObamaCare is going to be, and how costs will continue to soar.

We were withdrawing from Iraq because it was a dumb war, and we had to bring our troops home; so now we are rushing supplies and equipment back to Iraq to help government forces combat an explosion of violence by an al Qaeda backed insurgency that is gaining territory in both western Iraq and neighboring Syria. This happens in the context of the deaths of more than 8,000 Iraqis in 2013, the highest level of violence since 2008.

Obama speaks about creating jobs, yet refuses to deal with the Keystone XL pipeline which promises 20,000 high-paying jobs on the pipeline and many more spin-off jobs servicing the pipeline. Obama shut down drilling in the Gulf, even as he brags about the increased production of oil and gas from private lands and private interests in the Dakotas, which he opposed.

Obama wanted to save the world from the depredations of global warming, so he spent billions on windmills and solar farms to free the nation from our slavish dependence on foreign oil — while the fracking that he opposed has brought us a wealth of oil and gas that is making the United States the energy capital of the world. We should be exporting oil and gas and growing the economy.

The latest distraction from ObamaCare is inequality, which is a bad thing. Everybody should be equal? How is that to be accomplished? Obama quickly increased inequality just before he left for Hawaii by giving a raise to government workers, only 1%, but the District of Columbia and surrounding counties are the wealthiest in the country.

It is a pattern, repeated over and over. Soaring rhetoric, visions of sugarplums, theater, on the one hand, and in the real world — nothing works. He wants people to think well of him, so the words are meant to please. ObamaCare is the big divide.

The”Lie of the Year”was too big. The slowly exposed truth too obvious, too expensive, too frightening. But we’re on to him. It isn’t just the website, that was just ordinary incompetence exposed. But they don’t know how insurance is supposed to work, they don’t understand the doctor-patient relationship, they don’t understand free markets and how incentives work. Scores of think-tanks and scholars and experts have come up with ideas about how to make the relationship between people and their health and their care providers work. Exciting ideas. But all the Democrats have in their filing cabinet is a big thick folder titled “Regulation.” They will tell you what to do, how to do it, how much you can charge, and what services to provide to the people. Control, and one-size fits all.

It’s too late. We’re on to him. It isn’t going to work — like all the other big ideas that don’t work. Some people think big thoughts about changing the world; while others roll up their sleeves and do the hard work of organizing, planning, and fixing and making the damn thing run smoothly. When your car breaks down on a snowy winter road, who would you rather have along, a professor of women’s studies or a competent mechanic? When and how did we give the Democrats in Congress the right to decide what medicine we may have, which doctor we may consult, whether we may have the operation we need, and which hospital we may go to? In what imaginary world did we give them that power? Government does not have the right, even if they have the power, to decide what is good for us.



Sherlock Mini-Episode: Many Happy Returns by The Elephant's Child

O.K. So how can he be still alive? You saw him fall off the building. You saw him dead.  A major tease from the BBC.



Having a Lot of Family for Christmas? by The Elephant's Child

The Fabled Darwin Awards for 2013  have been released:

Honoring the Least Evolved Among Us. And the winner is —

When his .38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.

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And the Honorable Mentions are

  1. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef’s claim was approved.
  2. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her.
  3. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn’t discovered for 3 days.
  4. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer… $15. [If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?]
  5. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he’d just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape.
  6. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, “Yes, officer, that’s her. That’s the lady I stole the purse from.”
  7. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 5 A.M., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn’t open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren’t available for breakfast… The frustrated gunman walked away.
  8. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street by sucking on a hose, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline, but he plugged his siphon hose into the motor home’s sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges saying that it was the best laugh he’d ever had and the perp had been punished enough!
In the interest of bettering mankind, please share these with friends and family…. unless of course one of these individuals by chance is a distant relative or long lost friend. In that case, be glad they are distant and hope they remain lost.
(h/t: jdgroover.wordpress.com  My Underwood Typewriter)


O Holy Night! by American Elephant
December 24, 2013, 5:05 pm
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I hope to stop in more throughout the day, but in case you don’t, I know my fellow elephants join me in wishing you and yours the very Merriest of Christmases! And Joy to the World!



Merry Christmas Three-fer by American Elephant
December 24, 2013, 4:31 pm
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I suppose I should have known from the start that since much of my favorite Christmas carols were hard to find audio recordings of, that finding them on YouTube would be even more unlikely. That obvious conclusion, nonetheless, escaped me.

BUT! While I haven’t necessarily been able to find the songs I most wanted to share, I have found some fun stuff that I hadn’t seen or heard before myself. The first of which is a performance of The Twelve Days of Christmas, which is usually one the most tedious and/or obnoxious carols around, but NOT when done by the King’s Singers with Julie Andrews. Dame Andrews doesn’t actually sing in this one, while it’s her special, she’s just there for comedic effect. Although everyone should own at least one of her various Christmas albums.

The second is the sultry stylings of legendary jazz vocalist Nancy Wilson in That’s What I Want for Christmas. Often imitated, never equaled.

And last but not least, Chanticleer, perhaps the best men’s chorus in the world, performing in the Medievil Sculpture Hall at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in front of the Neapolitan Baroque Créche and Christmas Tree. The tree is beautiful beyond compare, the acoustics in the room are breathtaking. Many PBS stations will replay the performance each year — watch the whole performance if you can.



My Favorite Things by American Elephant
December 24, 2013, 3:55 pm
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Nobody beats the original by Julie Andrews from the Sound of Music, but one of my favorite things is Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass’ Christmas Album. We grew up with it, and last year I found this rare footage on YouTube. The whole album is a classic; one that everyone should have.



Sussex Carol by American Elephant
December 24, 2013, 3:30 pm
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I love traditional English carols, particularly the less familiar ones. They always remind me of my English grandma. Sussex Carol was, “first published in the 17th century by Luke Wadding, a 17th-century Irish bishop, in a work called Small Garland of Pious and Godly Songs. It is not clear whether Wadding wrote the song or was recording an earlier composition.” It is performed here by the choir of King’s College, Cambridge, one of the best in the world.



Old Toy Trains by American Elephant
December 24, 2013, 3:13 pm
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My tastes in Christmas music are all over the map. First choral, then jazz, now country — and who knows what next. I like an eclectic mix. Now, I’m generally not very big on much country music — nothing wrong with it, it just isn’t usually my thing — but that means when I DO like a country song, you know it’s gotta be a good one. And so this is.

Old Toy Trains was, I believe, first introduced by Roger Miller back sometime in the late 1960’s and has since become a standard covered by many — but my favorite by far is this deep, cozy version by Toby Keith from the compilation CD, A Country Christmas. All the nostalgia of childhood Christmas wrapped up in one comfortable old song.

I liked it so much the first year I heard it, that I dragged out the old HO and set it up around the Christmas tree. *I* thought it was charming and watched it circle underneath the twinkling lights for hours; no one else seemed to even notice.

Then again, mine was no where near as cool as this guy’s. Now, THAT’s cool!



Pertinent Headlines! by The Elephant's Child

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  • Obama Repeals ObamaCare: Wall Street Journal, Dec. 20, 2013
  • Obamacare is Falling Apart Before Our Eyes: The Weekly Standard, Dec. 20, 2013
  • Obamacare Initiates Self-Destruction Sequence: Bloomberg, Dec. 20, 2013
  • The Obamacare Generation: National Review, Dec. 19, 2013
  • Obamacare’s Death Spiral: Hoover Institution, November 18, 2013
  • Even More Security Risks Discovered at Healthcare.gov: Breitbart, Dec. 20, 2013
  • Medical Experts Tell Congress about the Obamacare ‘Damage’ to Come: PJMedia, Dec. 19, 2013
  • Obamacare Disinformation Runs Deep: National Review, Dec. 13, 2013
  • An Outbreak of Lawlessness: Washington Post, Nov. 28, 2013
  • Who Says Obama Hasn’t United The Country?: National Review, Dec. 20, 2013
  • The Politicization of Everything: Hoover Institution, Nov. 21, 2013

I cannot resist. I have to read everything, hoping for the imminent collapse. Yet I believe the Democrats will fight on to the bitter end. If President Obama can override legislation passed by the Congress with a mere wave of his imperial hand, will he simply declare “Single-Payer” as the law of the land? What will be hidden until “after the election?” How much vote fraud will there be in the 2014 election?
What damage to the American people will there be because of this incompetent law, and how many lives will be lost?

It cannot be “fixed.” The incentives are wrong, the taxes are damaging, the attempts to save money misdirected. It must be rooted out in its entirety.

 



Executive Discretion? Altering and Illuminating Federal Law? by The Elephant's Child

The Progressive assault on the United States Constitution of limited government and divided powers, has succeeded in their creation of the administrative state. In the administrative state, Congressional law-making powers are handed off to executive branch agencies and departments who exercise judicial and legislative powers. This has been going on gradually for some time, as it is easier for Congress to draw the broad outlines of a new law, and rely on bureaucrats to finalize and regulate and dictate and control. That’s how we get these monstrous 20,000 page bills that “we have to pass it so we can find out what is in it.

That’s bad enough, but the President of the United States has accelerated the process and aggravated the phenomenon, by assuming royal or dictatorial powers. Powerline quoted Professor Jean Yarbrough:

We need an updated online primer in American government and political thought. We all learn about the separation of powers and federalism, but don’t understand that these restraints do not operate in the administrative universe. Indeed, the administrative state was designed to overcome these obstacles. Our mission should be to educate Americans on the real effects of this turn toward administrative regulations and rules.

Professor Yarbrough sees the arrival “not [of] soft despotism, but hidden and rather hard despotism for those who fall into the maw of the administrative state.”

We all have a bit of a temptation for totalitarianism— the urge to tell other people what to do, and what they cannot do, which gradually becomes how they must do things and what fines and penalties there will be, and that soon leaves the area of what the people want and becomes what the bureaucrats want, and gets into nitpicky things like telling  you what you should eat, and what kind of light bulbs you may buy, and how they want your appliances improved — there is no end to the improvements.

The foundational idea among progressives is that although people are imperfect and do the wrong things, they can be fixed and improved and forced to do the right things and society will “progress.” Doesn’t work. But progressives are quite sure that this time will be different.

Obama, as a senator, was outraged by President Bush’s executive orders. When he was inaugurated, the first thing he wanted to do was to end every single one of Bush’s executive orders. High on the list was the ban on embryonic stem cell treatment—which proved that the stupid Republicans were “anti-science,” except that Bush was right and embryonic stem cell treatment has gone nowhere. However, that seems to be where all the executive ordering started, and he thought it was fun and has continued even unto today.

Obama has decided that the hundreds of thousands of people whose health policies are being canceled because their coverage does not meet the ObamaCare rules will be exempt next year from the U.S. mandate that all Americans carry medical insurance. People who are losing their coverage will now be allowed to buy bare-bones “catastrophic” insurance that the law usually limits to those under age 30, the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services said yesterday. Others can opt out completely without the threat of the fines being imposed next year om the uninsured as part of the ‘Affordable Care Act.’

The Presidential Oath says that he will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of his ability preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States. And over in section 3, it says “he shall take care that the laws be faithfully executed.” Raises some questions about a degree from Harvard Law School. Of course he was also a part-time lecturer in Civil Rights Law at the University of Chicago, which many elevated into a professorship in Constitutional Law, though that was inaccurate. Some said he mostly taught Alinsky’s Rules for Radicals, which may be where he found all the executive orders and “the hidden and rather hard despotism.”

He said Nov. 14 that states could allow plans to extend current policies for a year, but 22 states have said they won’t allow insurers to extend expiring plans.  The insurers have been told to provide more leniency to people by allowing them to pay for plans later in January. And insurers were asked to cover care for any doctor or hospital in January and to cover prescription refills regardless of any network restrictions.

So laws are just made any old way and you can keep amending and revising them until — after the next election. Isn’t that the way it works now?

From George Will:

“To contend that the obligation imposed on the president to see the laws faithfully executed implies a power to forbid their execution is a novel construction of the Constitution, and is entirely inadmissible.”       —U.S. Supreme Court, 1838



“Comedy of Errors” is Way Too Tame a Phrase for This Mess. by The Elephant's Child

Oregon is standing out in a field of ObamaCare failure. So far, they have spent $160 million on an ObamaCare website and signed up exactly zero people. None, zero, zilch. The head of Oregon’s ObamaCare Exchange has resigned for, um, personal reasons. Carolyn Lawson, chief information officer at the Oregon Health Authority, decided that the state could manage the complex exchange itself, rather than hire a private-sector systems integrator, a decision since criticized by her superiors.

She was apparently close to Oracle Corp, the California technology giant that has been blamed for shoddy work and missing deadlines. Now, nearly three months after the federal deadline, Oregon’s exchange has emerged as a technological train wreck and a public relations nightmare. A fully functional website remains many weeks or months away.

State officials have been forced to spend even more money gearing up a system of temporary employees and contractors to manually process paper applications for health insurance.

Lawson began her job with the State of Oregon on July 1, 2011. The stat paid her $178,992 a year. Unfortunately Oregon’s leaders bragged for two years that it would have one of the most advanced insurance marketplaces. Then were embarrassed when the online system wasn’t ready to launch on schedule in October. As Ben at Ace of Spades said: “Everyone should work for the government, they over pay and don’t expect results.”